a nose never lies

what do you do when you are sniffing your floor clothes trying to decipher whether they need washing and realise your nose is incredibly stuffed up from sickness? you can’t tell the difference between might need washing and definitely needs extreme heat and oodles of dryer sheets. the things you smelled two days ago but procrastinated to move to the laundry basket are definitely still dirty, right? the uncertainty you find yourself in is just from the codeine laced cough meds… right?!

do you:
A) put everything in the laundry
B) leave it until your schnoz is up to snuff
C) go by memory
D) burn them all and buy new clothes – who needs these problems anyway?

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